Today is my birthday and my birthday is today. It is going to be a great day. Not because it’s my birthday, but because every day is a great day.
I do like my birthday though. It’s going to be great!
I’m not trying to be dramatic, but I’d rather be shot in the face than eat this stupid food.
I love starting off my sentences like that.
“Not to be dramatic, but if I have to walk over to the printer to get that billing letter, I’m going to shoot myself in the face.”
This is a late Music Monday, because clearly it’s Thursday.
In Colorado summers, my friends and I would gather in an old two bedroom house turned best-barbecue-ever to hear bluegrass pump through the walls and join the sweet melody of friends, Laughing Lab, and dancing. I miss the thrill of the weekly live music.
I also really appreciate this video because I love girls who look good in ponytails. Through the years, I’ve noticed a girl in a sloppy ponytail is the epitome of comfortable in their own skin. Not messy, but a confident whip of hair. I think about hair a lot, if you’re wondering.
Finally, this is a great song and the bluegrass version makes me love it more.
(via ciao_loredanas)
I was listening to “Nobody Move, Nobody Get Hurt” while looking through fuckyeahrabbits. I changed all the “body” to “bunny” in the song and now I have found my favorite hobby.
Well, you can tell your friends i’m in east asia and there, it IS friday
(via heartwarming)
Couples need couples.
Steve and Elizabeth are in more hysterics when I get dumped than me.
25 Might Not Be the Age of the Cougar . . .
- me: jemma, as of friday i am a cougar
- Jemma: no, you have to be over 30 to be a cougar
- in fact, i think you have to be over 35
- me: not if you date middle schoolers.
- Jemma: true, but that's illegal and gross
Five Things | Eighteenth of November
Wow. I’ve been doing these almost daily for 18 days, weekends being the exception, because they’d just be like, “1. Coffee. 2-5. random events that took place the night before.”
1. Coffee.
2. lettuce wraps (food always makes the list because i love food.)
3.
Oh damn it, fire drill. I’m on the 17th floor. I might just take a nap under my desk.
Leslie: Another time I went to a really boring movie with a guy and while I was asleep he tried to pull out one of my teeth. I literally woke up with his hand in my mouth. We went out a couple times after that, but then he got weird.
2.04 - The Practice Date
Who says I have bad taste in men? What?
