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Nov 07

Five Things | Seventh of November

1.  Pumpkin butter on bagels.

2.  Marrying Todd last night.

3.  Divorcing Todd three times last night.

4.  She always makes this list, but just hanging with Elizabeth makes my day.

5.  The more time I spend in the kitchen, the more fun.  I have.  I’m planning on making bread this weekend and hopefully cupcakes… or maybe cookies.

Nov 07

I could never be a crazy cat lady. . . well a cat lady. . .

I like waking up and seeing both cats in my bed, looking at moneypenny and saying to her, “You aren’t mine!”  I imagine that is how it will be if I ever live with someone who has a child.

But I’m not taking applications for people with children who want to be my roommate.

Nov 07
fuckyeahknope:

Ann: You’re 20 minutes late, I almost left!Leslie: Okay, well I was-uh dropping my niece offAnn: Whats your niece’s name?Leslie: TORPUL, WHAT! I dont know … that’s not a name
Parks and Recreation 2x04 Practice Date

fuckyeahknope:

Ann: You’re 20 minutes late, I almost left!
Leslie: Okay, well I was-uh dropping my niece off
Ann: Whats your niece’s name?
Leslie: TORPUL, WHAT! I dont know … that’s not a name

Parks and Recreation 2x04 Practice Date

Nov 06

Jay and Me in Two Lines.

  • me: I'm always thinking of deer penis
  • Jay: Do not test my politeness
Nov 06

SEPTA Strike goes into Day 4.

  • me: i'm hungry all the time now
  • Amanda: me too lol
  • me: stupid exercise
  • Amanda: friggin exercise
Nov 06

Five Things | Sixth of November

1.  Walking down Market yesterday, I saw a headline, “Scientists finally have an accurate body count for the man-eating lions in 1898.”  It made me smile.  I still have no idea why it was on the news feed.

2.  Walking & talking with Ed. 

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4.  I painted my nails a couple days ago and it’s still on there!  I’m a notorious nail biter and I have officially decided to stop… It’s been a little tough, but this nail polish staying on is a great sign.

5.  Bowling with Tim!  I was able to hit only a couple pins off my average twice!

Bonus: The fact I’ve actually done this six days in a row.

Nov 05
(via nihilnoetia)
You’ve seen it.  You can’t un-see it.

(via nihilnoetia)

You’ve seen it.  You can’t un-see it.

Nov 05
Sometimes I’m thinking about a million things at once, I go to sign my name and this happens.
It’s ok.  Once I signed my first name “Christinky.”  If I’m ever famous, I will only respond to Christinky Feriksen.

Sometimes I’m thinking about a million things at once, I go to sign my name and this happens.

It’s ok.  Once I signed my first name “Christinky.”  If I’m ever famous, I will only respond to Christinky Feriksen.

Nov 05

Five Things | Fifth of November

1.  I just created a list on twitter called “strike one” and a list called “strike two.”  I can’t wait to use them.  If you watch The Big Bang Theory, you will understand this.

2.  Homemeade Split Pea Soup is in the freezer for winter day consumption.

3.  Kuh-nitting dates with Elizabeth.

4.  Futurama on the couch with Jay.  I also found my favorite pick up line which I plan to use all the time: “Is heaven missing an angel, because you have nice cans!”

5.  Re-discovered “Wild Like Children” by Tilly and the Wall.  I’m so exhausted from walking to and from work then cooking up a storm, but it’s such an energizing album. 

Nov 04
(via uprightcitizens)
Elizabeth and I as 30-somethings.

(via uprightcitizens)

Elizabeth and I as 30-somethings.