December 2010
i feed you.
you become my food.
brains
– Christine Eriksen – poetic account of becoming a zombie (via siulong)
For Christmas, this is my present to you.
Elektra Natchios Poster Series by *jaytablante on deviantART
Elektra Natchios Poster Series by *jaytablante on deviantART
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-12-19) →
Surfer Blood (32)
Delta Spirit (9)
Ramones (7)
The Beach Boys (5)
Black Lips (5)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dustin: I dunno, I just mean those guys seem to have a pattern with dating girls they probably shouldn't.
Me: why do you think girls like me stay single and girls who are horrible destroy nice men? because straight people are idiots and for not being idiots, gay people are rewarded with AIDS.
Macaroni and Cheese, beyotch.
I made the best macaroni and cheese ever and you can learn how to make it here.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-12-12) →
The Dutchess and the Duke (58)
Delta Spirit (27)
Jenny and Johnny (24)
Los Campesinos! (13)
Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros (12)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
the post in which i am once again humbled.
I go downstairs to buy my coffee every morning.
It’s a ritual. I get into work, I put my stuff down, and as my computer is warming up and programs are loading, I take the elevators seventeen floors down, sneak through the secret stairs and am in Suburban Station. I breeze by a Mexican place, the stairs to the train platforms, ticket booth, and wooden benches and see my coffee shop,...
a few months ago, i got a bunch of tins and painted them with chalkboard paint to organize my baking supplies. i reorganized them today.
We Interrupt Your Monday for A Recipe From My...
Jemma: want to do something fun? call mom and ask her for a recipe. oh just wait. we asked mom for the recipe for seaweed soup. “saute seaweed until it gets tired, like ‘oh i’m so tired.’” “mom, what the hell does that mean?” “you know, like when you first put it in there, it looks young and has energy like, it thinks its going back into the ocean,...
I made 24 strawberry cupcakes this weekend and refused to share them.
Look how gross my muffin tins are.
Ah, Christmas.
Dad's E-mail: Please send a list of items you would like Mom to buy at the grocery store. Soft drink? Snack? Favorite serial?
Sister's Reply: Serial? Like the Scranton Strangler?
Dad's Reply: For that remark you get nothing but bread and water while you are visiting.